STONE COLD JANE AUSTEN

contestaire @ 2008-08-20T11:25:00

2008-08-20T15:25:53Z

omg... how cute is Suri Cruise?

The answer is: VERY!

http://dlisted.com/node/27823#comments

gym

2008-07-09T03:04:13Z

shit now i gotta stop smokine my crest with whitening

charlie bit me!

2008-04-12T03:32:44Z

I'm not gonna lie; this video makes me want to have kids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

haae

2008-02-20T00:09:05Z

quotation from last night:

2008-01-02T01:22:21Z

"Plus I have no idea what I just said, so that's always fun!"

contestaire @ 2007-09-13T21:44:00

2007-09-14T01:46:25Z

and god damn I have found the best pair of eyes this side of Ian Moore.

bijou

2007-07-15T17:27:56Z

I cleaned Bij today. She looks fantastic... but also kind of naked somehow

IN OTHER NEWS I CHANGED MY PROFILE! LOOKit

also, Williamsburg is teh poisoned. So much for displaced Manhattanites looking for cheap rent...

ohhh flapjacks!

2007-06-28T22:30:06Z

So the Spice Girls are going on a reunion tour this fall.

dude. so?

THE SPICEGIRLS ARE GOING ON A REUNION TOUR THIS FALL

that doesn't matter! i'll never get to see them.

ARE YOU FUCKING THICK? ONE OF THE TOUR DATES IS IN LONDON FOR DECEMBER

oh mah god!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

contestaire @ 2007-06-09T22:52:00

2007-06-10T02:52:28Z

AHHH MOTHERLAND

I can only write about stuff like this because I'm marginally attractive.

2007-05-16T17:00:30Z

Try being yourself.

Try being bad.

Try being good.

TRY MISSING ONE DAY AND MENSTRUATING CONSTANTLY FOR TWO WEEKS, HUH? FUCKING DOUCHEBAG PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES, TAKE YOUR NORGESTIMATE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

this must be the year of the... youknow

2007-04-24T03:02:31Z

so sometimes when i get like thid i look up celeb articles and as a restult i have a fond and encyclopaedic knowledge of kate moss

i swer i can tell you everything!

you know what i mean

2007-04-20T07:01:47Z

AWW YEAH

I LOVE YOU SHARON!!!!

fire eyed boy

2007-04-07T18:06:15Z

Why do i get so goddamn patriotic after the b] panckaes??

it's dutch

awwwww yeah

awwwwwwwk yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeahhhhh

i got tog get tge get to go ton London, mbabay!

you knoqo wha t ai m.... on it's all so cool and codmopolitan aww eyah1

ofuck

HOLLANDDDDDDDD FFFFAAAAATTTTTTQQQWWW

between munchies i say i say

2007-04-02T22:21:50Z

blah blah blah important world events academic discussion JAKE AND DINOS CHAPMAN MADE A CHESS SET!

and it's about as vulgar as you might think.

also, the sun's starting to set and I haven't gone outside yet... OFF TO PRINTMAKING

DANDEH WARHOLS

2007-03-31T06:33:05Z

ANDI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU!

WHOA HOA
BOOM!

happy birthday eyelash

2007-03-31T02:36:19Z

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

I'M SERIOUS! And it's 5.12pm

2007-03-10T22:12:44Z

Why are Dutch children? AND WHY DO THEY EAT SO MANY TANDOORI DORITOS?????

if you don't facebook these photos within ght ehour, you are DEADBAIT

2007-03-02T07:34:10Z

just... want to sleep and have no more school obligations....

JEEEEPERS CREEEEEEPERS!

it is SOOO NICE to have art friends

they rock the hizzy

but not so much of thehizzy is rocked without you...

LONGHOUSE 4 LYFE

IT'S OKAY; I'M TAKING IT BACK

KI AM NOT A LEEH who is good at goodbyes.

2007-02-11T07:37:48Z

hey kidsQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQq

we're about to go do one outsite. hold on ty wants to hop on his facebook

like hop on the book
I haven't FELT LIKE THIS DINCE OTTAWA. I PICTURE BAD IDEA GBRANDON BOYDS DNACING IN MY FACE.
tHE WAY Ti THINK ABOUT IT IT'S THIS WAY. I CLOSE MY EYES AND THEN i PICTURE MKYSELF STATIC. tHEN i CLOSE MEY EYES AND IKT'S LIKE A KALIDOSCOPING BUNROOM

i MEAN, DONOGHT. donught!

doughtnu?

doughnut. Doughnut. YES!

this is how we do it

2007-01-28T06:39:05Z

you think Alex and I are done yet??

..are you serious?

NOT YET!

WE'RE WATCHING HENTAI, MOTHERFUCKERS! someday. over tech black and pink triange.

Neil, I owe you cashe. can I do anything for ... okay there's a CD on this desk ir is I'VE JUST SEEN A FARCE

not entirely sure what that is. Ioan Gruffudd is a fuckin' amazing actor.

teh arena is a wonderfal place.

why ottawa is groovy and why i can't spell

2007-01-20T18:54:42Z

it's 1.57pm.

noote to self: chicken casserole is aesome

in large quantities.

I CAN SMELL IT!

Oh god...

2007-01-20T18:53:09Z

it's 1.56PM

FUCKING OTTAWA!!!!

I'm exaussted; leave me alone.

2006-10-29T03:00:00Z

i left a drunken note under yer keyboard

i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sorta

so much better than I sued to be

2006-09-23T01:12:51Z

Wow, I'm a pretty terrible human being.

So I saw Animal House for the first time...

2006-08-11T04:03:43Z

EVER SINCE I STARTED EQUATING CONJUGAL RELATIONS TO FATTY FOODS

I CANNOT STOP EATING THIS POPCORN IN FRONT OF ME

(which I got by stealing it from a recently vacated movie theatre last night)

I am to Facebook what the Pterodactyl Woman is to Livejournal. I've decided.

So that settles that.

FUCK, WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE

sais the worm.