STONE COLD JANE AUSTEN

omg... how cute is Suri Cruise?


The answer is: VERY!

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shit now i gotta stop smokine my crest with whitening

I'm not gonna lie; this video makes me want to have kids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

"Plus I have no idea what I just said, so that's always fun!"

and god damn I have found the best pair of eyes this side of Ian Moore.

I cleaned Bij today. She looks fantastic... but also kind of naked somehow

IN OTHER NEWS I CHANGED MY PROFILE! LOOKit

also, Williamsburg is teh poisoned. So much for displaced Manhattanites looking for cheap rent...

So the Spice Girls are going on a reunion tour this fall.

dude. so?

THE SPICEGIRLS ARE GOING ON A REUNION TOUR THIS FALL

that doesn't matter! i'll never get to see them.

ARE YOU FUCKING THICK? ONE OF THE TOUR DATES IS IN LONDON FOR DECEMBER

oh mah god!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

AHHH MOTHERLAND

Try being yourself.

Try being bad.

Try being good.

TRY MISSING ONE DAY AND MENSTRUATING CONSTANTLY FOR TWO WEEKS, HUH? FUCKING DOUCHEBAG PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES, TAKE YOUR NORGESTIMATE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

so sometimes when i get like thid i look up celeb articles and as a restult i have a fond and encyclopaedic knowledge of kate moss

i swer i can tell you everything!

AWW YEAH

I LOVE YOU SHARON!!!!

Why do i get so goddamn patriotic after the b] panckaes??

it's dutch

awwwww yeah


awwwwwwwk yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeahhhhh


i got tog get tge get to go ton London, mbabay!

you knoqo wha t ai m.... on it's all so cool and codmopolitan aww eyah1

ofuck

HOLLANDDDDDDDD FFFFAAAAATTTTTTQQQWWW

blah blah blah important world events academic discussion JAKE AND DINOS CHAPMAN MADE A CHESS SET!

and it's about as vulgar as you might think.

also, the sun's starting to set and I haven't gone outside yet... OFF TO PRINTMAKING

ANDI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOUI LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU!

WHOA HOA
BOOM!

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Why are Dutch children? AND WHY DO THEY EAT SO MANY TANDOORI DORITOS?????

just... want to sleep and have no more school obligations....

JEEEEPERS CREEEEEEPERS!

it is SOOO NICE to have art friends

they rock the hizzy

but not so much of thehizzy is rocked without you...


LONGHOUSE 4 LYFE

IT'S OKAY; I'M TAKING IT BACK

hey kidsQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQq

we're about to go do one outsite. hold on ty wants to hop on his facebook

like hop on the book
I haven't FELT LIKE THIS DINCE OTTAWA. I PICTURE BAD IDEA GBRANDON BOYDS DNACING IN MY FACE.
tHE WAY Ti THINK ABOUT IT IT'S THIS WAY. I CLOSE MY EYES AND THEN i PICTURE MKYSELF STATIC. tHEN i CLOSE MEY EYES AND IKT'S LIKE A KALIDOSCOPING BUNROOM

i MEAN, DONOGHT. donught!

doughtnu?

doughnut. Doughnut. YES!

you think Alex and I are done yet??

..are you serious?

NOT YET!

WE'RE WATCHING HENTAI, MOTHERFUCKERS! someday. over tech black and pink triange.

Neil, I owe you cashe. can I do anything for ... okay there's a CD on this desk ir is I'VE JUST SEEN A FARCE

not entirely sure what that is. Ioan Gruffudd is a fuckin' amazing actor.

teh arena is a wonderfal place.

it's 1.57pm.

noote to self: chicken casserole is aesome

in large quantities.

I CAN SMELL IT!

it's 1.56PM

FUCKING OTTAWA!!!!

i left a drunken note under yer keyboard

















i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sorta

Wow, I'm a pretty terrible human being.

EVER SINCE I STARTED EQUATING CONJUGAL RELATIONS TO FATTY FOODS

I CANNOT STOP EATING THIS POPCORN IN FRONT OF ME

(which I got by stealing it from a recently vacated movie theatre last night)

I am to Facebook what the Pterodactyl Woman is to Livejournal. I've decided.

So that settles that.

FUCK, WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE

sais the worm.

i seriously think my insides are trying to turn themselves out

THIS IS THE BEST FEELING EVER

thank you everyone

3 + 7 = MAKEOUT

I only drink beer produced by blind eunuch Belgian monks that is made from ground chinese terra-cotta warriors and liquid wormwood extract derived from my own sense of self satisfaction.

It is somewhat of a surprise to me

that i am (nothing'd)?

Or at least, that's what the going rate seems to be.

What is it that we're feeling that I am not? But I can only feel when, you know...

physical intimacy must speak for a lot, once you think about it. It's far easier to slip into that mode when you're NOT speaking to your clothed other half, across coffees in a Starbucks in downtown Toronto.

(if I can even use that phrase, better half.)

Personally, I jsut can't believe it. Even in a minute. It feels too good to be true.

ALADDIN ON WINE IS THE BEST MIOVIE EVARRRRRRR

LOVE

SRAAG

so Zombies are actually scary. I mean, in the generic pool of werewolves, vampires (not vampyres, you sick fuck!), and whateverhaveyou biomorphic villains that exist in the canon of 'scary' things, zombies are THE WORST.

PROBABLY because they're in the form most recognizable to us. but maybe that's just me.

shaun of the dead man walking.

WINE IN A TETRA PAK

whooooooooooooooooooooo's that?

yeah, it's me.

over the top.

the rest of the worurld

becomes a gift shop.

...

where's the horses?

COME ON! THIS IS A BLOODY VETRINARY COLLEGE FOR CHRIST'S SAKES!

we get to feel small, but not out of place at all... Gord's voice is so comforting.

SO comforting. BOOYAH

pics of the HQ party (aka the sausagefest) to come


WHOO CABERNET SAUVIGNON!

you heard me. that is the god awful truth. goodbye rayon and polyester scraping my insides, hello silicone!

like you needed to know that. i don't know. i don't care, either.

back to pretending to be interested in halo 2 to appease the man-roomies. OR SOMETHING

-wine
-more wine
-green apple lysol spray
-The Most Serene Republic CD
-tea candle
-lighter


This is going to be a wonderful weekend.

hoooosy .

like SERIOUSLY ailish, this doesn't bode well for spinsterhood

i rather like the sensation of... well, you know


CONTESTAIRE IS THE HYDE TO B.A'S JECKYLL

spell ing notwithstanding

rum and coke's are a MAN's drink; I don't care what you say.

I was wondering: MA thesis on Dante Gabriel Rossetti or Algernon Charles Swineburne?

Nah. Let's pick Janey instead. I have a soft spot for brown-eyed brunettes.

(with red skin and a visible inverted sturnum. Apparently.)

WHERE THE FRIG IS HE????asdfaweif

When life gives you lemons, you make lemon-lime margaritas with baked salt, 1/4 Bombay Sapphire gin and a little blue umbrella, into a Philippe Starck "wavy" glass.

be. my. guest.

So in Bobcaygeon they're all playing foosball. Maybe because they're all rednecks. I doubt it tho.

that and COPS and sleeping in different beds according to gender. The guy with the Hugh Grant hair looks neat, however.

Ailish is a giggling mass beside me. And now someone's talking about a meth dealer. YAY!

I don't want university to start.

RISD chicks, man.



Oh yeah, and you get to take courses at Brown's University because THEY'RE JUST THAT FRIGGIN GREAT. IN CASE I NEGLECTED TO TELL YOU.

Andrew is awesome.

Sniff you jerks later.

Remember this. y'all Trifecta of Awesome GROUPIES are just here on a visit...

Wetting a piece of 40lb watercolour paper in your mouth, gently coazing it up your nasal cavity, and moving it so your eyes water and you sneeze repeatedly is a sensation I can only describe as...

exquisite.

HOLY COCK

I GOT INTO PAINTING DRAWING

AFTER REFRESHING WEBFUCKINGADVISOR AND HAVING SUBSEQUENT NIGHTMARES ABOUT NOT GETTING INTO A SERIOUS ART COURSE, BECAUSE, AFTER ALL, IT IS MY MAJOR

THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, FAME, GLORY, CANONICAL ACCEPTANCE, AND LOVE THAT PRESUMABLY GOES ALONG WITH IT

TAKE THAT UNIVERSITY

I AM AN ART STAR

THE INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED CONTESTAIRE STRIKES AGAIN

allright so this is fter or wverfore(ui cannot thingk) we're going to the kig on drunk day of frinfdsya and whti soand what a pleasrue this sill be. Nather 's on the comp aut not
huh boy it hinkg that srtsy is mad at me and for some reaslon I raally dont's care this feels oke a deatdline

yarra valley pinot noir

booyeh

So, therey’re playing final fanstasy on the computer and meaghan just called and talked to us, well more psweicvally about the intarweb… so that’s why I’m typing this on a computer

To pj harvey’s music, which SUCKS. I mean seriously it sucks, because she goes frequently out of her vocal range. lIke what the fuck. Holy shit gele mackers I’m drunk off of two aesars WHAT THE HALL IS WRONG WITH ME. I can’t find anything. Besides, of course, that my brain cells are getting decimated as we speak.

Oh a jewelled hat, she’d look good in that, oh a jewelled hat… from paris, city of light.

I would comsummate a lesbian affair with PJ Harvey ANY DAY. That woman is hot, especially for a thirtysomething. It makes me thing that were she ever to reprocuce, it should be with me and a surrogate father. Boo-fuckin-yah.

That’s all

From paris, city of light (this is the ubject)

okayso i wansn't going to do this right now, but I ahve ahglass aof wine, and i'm not afraid to use it.

ui think the man of which cwe do not speak is purposefully staring at me complacently , willing so sacrifice instant pleasure for some minor drame athat will make our lives more substantial, though I doubt ,t.

let's see if I'm sober enough to code HTML. HOT HTML ACTION BABY

I just found a greyhound ticket, still valid.

I like the rammifications of this, most notably fantasies involving ninety-pound women, spray paint, and some handcuffs.

I am guilty of academic misconduct.